“Worried about Climate Change? Don’t sweat it.” That’s the motto of Survivaball, the world’s first personal survival orb, designed specifically for safeguarding whoever can afford it from the calamities of climate change. Its creators promise it will “ensure human continuity for generations to come.” Here’s a promotional video.
The Survivaball cools, heats and hydrates its occupant with a fluid recycling mechanism. The inflated ball is suited for all weather extremes, from floods to droughts, the kinds of catastrophes a warming world will bring. The Survivaball is an ingenious device indeed, sure to bounce off shelves as soon as it’s ready. Here’s a cross section of the remarkable invention:

Here’s a safety card describing the Survivaball’s capabilities.

In case it isn’t clear yet, this Survivaball thing is a joke. It’s the work of The Yes Men, a troupe of artists dedicated to “impersonating big-time criminals in order to publicly humiliate them. Targets are leaders and big corporations who put profits ahead of everything else.” A recent spoof website of theirs skewered the Canadian government’s sluggish response to climate change and they punked an entire conference full of Halliburton big-wigs by bringing out Survivaball’s as a real option for confronting climate change. Here’s the result an article on their website details. A picture of one of Halliburton’s suckers actually wearing a Survivaball is below:
It’s both unbelievable and unsurprising that these corporate types didn’t realize that something was up. Nevertheless, Halliburton rarely misses an opportunity to display greed and cowardice. So I guess this prank was a success for everybody.
Gallery Poulsen in Copenhagen hosted an exhibit of Survivaballs during the CoP15. I was lucky enough to wear one, a prototype. It’s basically an air-tight bag with a fan inside that keeps the ball inflated. Here’s what I looked like.

So there you have it, the Survivaball. Were it cheaper and, well, a real thing, its invention might be good news. Unfortunately, this is not the case and the take-home message remains a humorous but bittersweet one. Sadly, the Survivaball only serves to reveal how venal corporate lunkheads can be.